TOP TEN HINTS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT

You  know you are too old to  Trick  or Treat when:
 

10.  You get winded from knocking on the door.                                                                   

9.   You have to have another  kid chew  the candy for you.  

               

8.   You ask for high fiber candy  only.

7.   When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,  

you  lose your balance & fall  over.

6.   People say: "Great Boris  Karloff  Mask,"
      And, you're not wearing a mask.

5.   When the door opens you yell,  "Trick or..."

And,  can't remember the rest.

4.   By the end of the night,

you  have a bag full of restraining  orders.

 3.  You have to carefully choose  a costume  that won't dislodge  your hairpiece.
 
2.   You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood  with a walker.
 
And,  the number one reason Seniors should not go  

Trick  Or Treating...

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1.   You keep having to go home to pee.

No  matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway!